Mustache

Ethan just finished breakfast and his mouth was dirty with chocolate. Ah Ye wanted to wipe his mouth with a napkin. 

Ethan: Running away .. Pu yau ma wo te hu tze. ( don't wipe my mustache) 

Ah Ye: Ni de mama yo Mei yo hu tze? (Does your mommy have any mustache?)

Ethan: Mei yo yin Wei ta Mei yo chiok chiok ( she does not have because she doesn't have A birdie)

This is 3, eyes rolling

Puzzle

Ethan just got a new aquarium 48 piece puzzle two days ago. He claim he can put them together by himself. 

So mommy told him before leaving from work 

Mom: Ethan today can you try to put the puzzle together without ah Yee help. If you can tonight when I come home I will let you open a new dinosaur one. Ah Yee please don't help him

Mom at work...

Ethan: Ah Ye no pang wo , mama pu Zhe tau. Mama kan pu tau ( aunts you help me, mama will not know. She cannot see)

This is 2 years 253 days 8/28/15

Mom cannot believe it has started

Li shio ning and bicycle

Ethan: Li shiao ning ne chui wo hou mien. Wo chi tan che.

Look at me

Ethan: Ah ye wo yau ken ni ching hua. Ni kan chien wo.
(I want to speak to you, you look at me)

New McQueen crocs

Mom: Ethan please bring your new McQueen sandals inside the house.
Ethan: No, I don't want to
Mom: If you don't bring it in someone will steal it and you will not have it anymore
Ethan: Just buy another one
Mom speechless....